Reliable Source: All Your Bus Are Belong To Us

“As expected, he moved away instantly when my butt neared his face.”

Reliable Source: Follow The Buffalo-brick Road

“He told them he was looking for the promised land known as,” he paused dramatically. “Oregon.”

A great review of Dragon Age

Time to show my compatriots some love:

Check out Logan Westbrook’s review of Dragon age here.

OP/ED: “Mr Laurie Croft” and the F-Word

Feminists and feminism have issues with the way games approach women. Some believe that a woman showing any amount of cleavage is a crime and further objectifies women while others feel it is an expression of liberated female sexuality. I suspect the whole issue would be far less of a problem if men were treated the same way.

Reliable Source 0402: Trolls, Snipers and Priests

That time of the week again, the prodigal issue of Reliable Source returneth a few hours later than normal. Not to worry though, just a little mix up in the press times.

You can view the stories by clicking here.
Please be sure to comment if you like it, or even if you don’t. Feedback is what keeps me going.

You can follow the jump for a more in-depth discussion of the articles.

New Series from the Mind’s Behind De-Rez

Dubbed of the Dead!

The team that brought you de-rez has a new project dubbed:  Dubbed Theater. I remember doing  something like this to the movie Godzilla with my friends back in the day. Great childish fun that ended in dick jokes.

Give the hard working folks over at Mercury Vision a Check it out, by clicking here!

It’s Nothing Serious: The Op/Ed Edition

You’ll notice I’ve changed the site around a little. The three column design was great for grabbing people’s attention on a daily basis, but now that I’ve scaled back on writing here and put most of my time into my column at The Escapist It doesn’t make sense chronologically to have  posts from different days all sharing the spotlight.

I thought I’d start again here with some older Op/Ed pieces I wrote and later add to this collection.

Next gen slogans: http://itsnothingserious.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/next-gen-slogans-what-do-they-mean/

EA’s Reputation: http://itsnothingserious.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/oped-ea-less-turdy-than-ever/

Underground Game Blogger Sells Out

You can now read my column (much in the same style as this site) at The Escapist Magazine.

Thanks to everyone who contributed and read this site. Even the weirdos who were searching for Japanese porn and pictures of starving children.

Editors Note

Thanks for visiting the site, we’re in the process of moving the site, I assure you that we’ll be coming back soon better than ever.

Scientists Shocked to Discover Girl on Internet

Typical 'girl' on the internet

While (unsuccessfully) searching for intelligent life on the internet scientists have stumbled on what they believe to be signs of an alien beings known as ‘girls.’

Lead scientist and one time internet dating service user Carl Johnson said “For a long time we’ve been searching for signs of a female presence but until now all our data suggests that any women are actually 40 year old men from Milwaukee. Now that we have irrefutable evidence of the existence of ‘girls’ everything has changed.“

A spokesman for PRIC (Patriarch’s Rational Internet Coalition) has demanded photographic evidence or it didn’t happen (lol).