It's Nothing Serious

Boy Goes on “WoW-Binge” Falls into Coma-like State.

In Seth Nicholas Abel on June 16, 2009 at 9:58 am

bradin_asleep_at_his_computer_gameWilford, MI. A teen was found by his father early Wednesday in a coma-like state after a marathon World of Warcraft session. Paramedics arrived at the scene to find the boy suffering from a critical case of Keyboard-Face, and in dire need of a shower.

“This is no laughing matter.” A spokesman for the Federal Department of Child Developmental Wellbeing commented.  “We’re seeing more and more reports of these children rendered unconscious by video-games every day. I don’t blame the parents.  Teens have no way of knowing what is good for them without some sort of guidance, the kind of guidance that they can only get from a governmental oversight committee.”

The boy is expected to make a full recovery in 8-12 hours.

  1. Nice, 8-12 hours of sleep to recover from staying up too long and falling asleep in front of the computer XD

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