It's Nothing Serious

Study Links Long-term Blu-Ray to Impotency.

In Seth Nicholas Abel on June 16, 2009 at 11:42 am
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Sony's return to the 3 1/2 inch 'floppy'.

A long term study of young men exposed to Blu-Ray devices such as Sony’s PS3 has determined the devices not only pose a significant risk to sexual potency, but also have been linked to irrational and aggressive behavior of owners. Some symptoms include:  extravagant spending on consumer electronics, esoteric ranting about the quality of the color black, and promoting games they have no intention of playing (also known as MGS syndrome).

A counter-report from Sony entitled:  “Xbox Live Kills Kittens” is expected later this month.

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