Microsoft Announces Natal Launch Title “Afterbirth.”

Now push!

This week Microsoft announced a new launch title for their motion sensitive controller Natal.

“With games like Babiez we’ve seen a lot of interest in the care of children, we at Microsoft are ready to take that to the next level. Announcing Afterbirth an exciting new experience that simulates giving birth to a baby Master Chief from your own virtual vagina.”

Afterbirth will be available around Christmas, just in time for your own immaculate conception.