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Rockstar Says “We made him fat for you”

In Seth Nicholas Abel on June 17, 2009 at 1:23 pm

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Rockstar revealed, in a recent interview, their reasons for the reimagining of Max Payne.

“Really we wanted to create a character our fans could identify with. After a lot of focus testing we found that this new Max struck a chord with the series’ core audience of middle-aged, overweight bald men.”

A spokesperson for Our Bodies Are Beautiful made the following  statement about Rockstar’s new direction. “This goes a long way to right the wrongs of Rockstar’s sordid past, but it still builds unrealistic expectations of men who can’t jump through the air in slow motion while firing dual .45’s”

“Max Payne 3 is expected to be released at some point before the end of time.  Although it may be delayed”

  1. It’s so nice to see that the realism bandwagon has long-since rolled past Rockstar. Their commitment to the fantastical is a standard to live up to in the genre.

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