It's Nothing Serious

Obama Leaves US for Country that Plays Less Halo.

In Seth Nicholas Abel on June 19, 2009 at 9:49 am

He's told you once, he's told you a thousand times and now he's gone.

President Obama said goodbye to his country today and left on a plane bound for the far east. He explained his motivation for leaving, “The Chinese, the Indians, they are coming at us and they’re coming at us hard, and they’re hungry, and they’re really buckling down. Their kids watch a lot less TV than our kids do, play a lot fewer video games, they are in the classroom a lot longer. That is why, after careful consideration, I have made the decision to take a job as president of China. Zài jiàn suckers!”

The Chinese government welcomed Obama’s decision to become China’s first Black president. Obama is leaving his own children behind in the care of Joe Biden which will become a new Fox reality show set in the White House entitled “Operation: Commander and Dad!”


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