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Bioware Announce New Gay Starwars Franchise.

In Seth Nicholas Abel on June 22, 2009 at 2:44 pm

It might just be his lightsaber.

At a recent press conference Bioware said that due to the concern over their ‘no gays in Star Wars’ policy they would be launching a version of their upcoming MMO specifically targeted at their largely homosexual audience.

Dubbed Starwars: Hot Nights  in the Republic, Bioware has said that they are committed to bringing their gay fans “The gayest Starwars  experience available online.” Supposedly even gayer than Sony’s Star Wars Galaxies .

“We’ve had to change some of the mythos to fit their demographic better. For example they’ve renamed Darth Vader, Han Solo, and Princess Leia: Darth Gaydar, Hung So-Low, and Queen Lay-Ya. We’ve also come up with a much more gay-friendly light saber.”

The gay and Lesbian Alliance commented on the announcement “We’re really glad that publishers are handling this maturely not in anyway marginalizing homosexuals with gimmicky stereotypes and depreciating humor.”


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