It's Nothing Serious

Overweight Fans Demand Games They Don’t Have to Get Up Off the Couch For.

In Seth Nicholas Abel on June 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Would you like to buy a used bathroom scale?

Members of website have started a petition  for the makers of next generation consoles asking that morbidly obese  gamers be kept in mind when the next generations of consoles is released.

“The Wii is fine,” said Ellis Hubbard “But with both the PS3 and Xbox360’s new motion controllers coming out soon people like me will have no where to turn for quality games that don’t require me to move more than my thumbs and index fingers.”

When reached for comment Sony said something to the effect of “Jesus! Go outside and get some sun!”


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