It's Nothing Serious

Wii Bowling Ball Not Scary Enough?

In Seth Nicholas Abel on June 24, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Make sure you wear your strap Jimmy!

Make sure you wear your strap Jimmy!

Not to be outdone by the 3rd party Wii bowling ball controller. Nintendo announced that they will be releasing  a fully functional Wii Javelin for gamers who really want the realistic Wii Experience.

“We’re committed to bringing the danger of sharp objects in the confined space of your living room,” Said a Nintendo spokesman.

Fans will have plenty of chances to cause property damage and personal injury this summer with the Wii Javelin.  Nintendo has already said that if the Javelin is sucessful they’ll be releasing a whole aresenal of pointy, potentially fatal controllers next year.

Said our Scottish correspondant “The wee javelin? that’s whit me missus used tae caa me afair Ah baked ‘er in a peh an’ fed ‘er tae me sheeps!”

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