It's Nothing Serious

Valve Stabs Sony Fans, Promises to Pull Knife Out Someday.

In Seth Nicholas Abel on July 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm

Just another game you won't be playing.

Valve marketing director Doug Lombardi said that Valve aren’t going to release any more PS3 games until they assembled a PS3 team, or hell freezes over, whichever comes first.

That’s okay,” said one PS3 owner, “Critically acclaimed games like half-life 2, Team Fortress, and Left 4 Dead, and the sequel due this fall, suck anyway.” He then went on to curl up in the corner and weep inconsolably.

“Valve belives that continual development for PS3 is a waste of time and that PS3 gamers have many alternatives,” he said before chuckling and wandering off, presumably to dash the dreams of a crippled orphan who just wants to see Half Life episode 3 released before he dies of the French Pox.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: