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Nintendo to Ease Racial Tensions With Black Wii

In Seth Nicholas Abel on July 14, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Also seen in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

After complaints from the NAACP about racist dialog in Animal Crossing, Nintendo has said they plan to ease this racial tension by releasing a black Wii some time next year.

“It’s about time Nintendo gave back to their African-American audience.” Said the NAACP representative.“I know you think that black people don’t play the Wii, but with games like Wii Beer Pong, Big Beach Sports, and Nancy Drew: The White Wolf of Icicle Creek, what African-American could afford not to own a Wii?”

Aside from the sleek new color, the black Wii will play sports and rhythm games nearly twice as well as it’s predecessor.


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