It's Nothing Serious

Feds Foil WoW Terror Plot

In Seth Nicholas Abel on July 15, 2009 at 2:18 pm
World of Warcraft terrorists behind bars.

If they weren't locked up, they might be terrorizing you!

The FBI responded to a complaint of a teenage boy threatening to hijack a plane and kill as many people as possible over the popular MMO World of Warcraft. The FBI acted with stunning speed and precision that one onlooker was heard saying, “Now if they could have been this efficient with actual terrorists none of this 911 crap would have ever happened.” The teen was seen being shoved into the back of a black unmarked SUV shouting “Leeeeeeroy!”

This arrest is the beginning of what the FBI has dubbed “Operation: Virtual Terror” In which FBI agents posing as GM’s sift through reports in popular MMOs looking for  terrorist activity.

Other FBI arrests this week include a five year old who was arrested after pointing a finger at a playmate near the jungle gym and saying “bang,” and an elderly gentleman who mentioned ‘C4’ at the Fresno 9th annual Battleship Tournament.


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