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Kane and Lynch 2 in Works, GameSpot Reviewers Draw Straws

In Robert Marshall on July 15, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Shut up and kiss me!

Shut up and kiss me!

Panic hit the Gamespot offices this week as review copies of the Kane & Lynch sequel, Dead Dogs, landed on their doorstep.

A source inside the company, who wished to remain anonymous, told us how the editorial staff gathered in the parking lot and drew names out of a hat over who would review it. Our source would not name the unlucky ‘winner’ but said that he was weeping as his name was read out.

We contacted Gamestop about these rumors and they gave us this statement: “This is nothing but vile slander! Everyone here at Gamestop is looking forward to another Kane & Lynch. We’re sure it’s going to be a 10 out of 10 game, no wait, an 11 out of ten game and to say otherwise is both stupid and dangerous. Wait, not dangerous, urm … er, slanderous again!”

In unrelated news, a vacancy on the Gamestop editorial team has just been posted on line.


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