It's Nothing Serious

Christina Aguilera Injured by Wii

In Seth Nicholas Abel on July 16, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Now we have to burn that flag.

This is how Jesus would be swaddled today.

Today it was reported that Christina Aguilera hit her hand on a lamp while playing Wii.

The story has thus far has been overlooked by major news sources, leading conspiracy-analysts to believe that Nintendo has been paying off news sources to keep this story under wraps.

But less credible sources suggest that the public simply has better things to do than watch every little detail of an aging pop-star’s life.


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