It's Nothing Serious

Guitar Hero/Rock Band sales Plummet as Boys Discover Girls

In Seth Nicholas Abel on July 22, 2009 at 2:10 pm
One of the things in this picture is fake, you decide which one.

One of the things in this picture isn't real. I'll leave it up to you to decide which one.

Sales of Rock Band and Guitar Hero have fallen by 49% this year leading industry experts to believe that their fans have finally discovered girls.

“This is worrisome for our industry because we count so heavily on children without social ambition. But we are looking into ways to win these young gamers back.”

Some experts have suggested that this means  a “Girlfriend Hero complete with some terrifying new peripherals” may be in the stars for Activision.

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