It's Nothing Serious

Scientists Shocked to Discover Girl on Internet

In Seth Nicholas Abel on July 27, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Typical 'girl' on the internet

Typical 'girl' on the internet

While (unsuccessfully) searching for intelligent life on the internet scientists have stumbled on what they believe to be signs of an alien beings known as ‘girls.’

Lead scientist and one time internet dating service user Carl Johnson said “For a long time we’ve been searching for signs of a female presence but until now all our data suggests that any women are actually 40 year old men from Milwaukee. Now that we have irrefutable evidence of the existence of ‘girls’ everything has changed.

A spokesman for PRIC (Patriarch’s Rational Internet Coalition) has demanded photographic evidence or it didn’t happen (lol).

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